As you know, most clubs find it difficult year after year to raise funds and I would like to put the following suggestions in an effort to assist in this matter.
Some friends and I intend investing in a large cat ranch near Melbourne and, if this club is interested, we are prepared to offer 49% of paid up capital to it.
It is our purpose to up small with about 1 million cats, each cat averages 12 kittens per year, skins can be sold for about $2.00 each for the white ones and up to $5.00 for the black ones. This will give us 12,000,000 skins to sell at an average price of $3.50, making our annual revenue about $42,000,000.00. Now, this averages about $173,553.72 per day excluding Sundays and all holidays.
A good cat man can skin about 50 cats per day, at a wage of $14.45 per hour. It will only take 663 men to operate the ranch, so the net profit would be $171,967.824 per day.
Now the cats would need to be fed on rats exclusively rats multiply 4 times faster than cats we, therefore, need to start a rat ranch adjacent to the cat ranch. If we start with, say, 1,000,000 rats we will have 4 rats per each cat per day.
The rats will be fed on the carcasses of the cats we skin. This will give each rat 25% of one cat per day. You can see by this that the business is a clean cut, self-supporting, operation.
The cats will eat the rats and the rats will eat the cats and we will get the skins.
After this is successful, the next operation we are considering is to cross the cats with snakes because they shed their skins twice per year.
This will save the cost of labour for skinning as well as giving us two skins per one cat.
Let me know if you are interested, as, you can imagine, with a proposition such as this, we will be inundated with enquiries to take up shares.
|Please note the above proposal is not for real and is intended only as a joke. We have nothing against cats and have two lovey cats ourselves. However, if you are a serious investor we may have other genuine proposal for you to look.|
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